# Complex Square Theory

A form of Math that allowed Gregor Vladivostok to create the Vladivostok Mousepad, arguably the first real mousepad to be invented. Ironically, his formula counter acted with one of Complex Square Theory's main laws.

## Laws[edit]

The main laws of Complex Square Theory were developed by me at least ten minutes before I was about to eat dinner. They are as follows:

- Squares do in fact, exist.
- Squares are in fact, made up of straight lines.
- Squares do in fact, exist. Wait I already said that one! CRAP!
- Sqares Stink.
- But mainly... They killed your cat!

### First Law[edit]

Now, the first principle is proved easily by this incredibly complex equation

**Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle i^2 (9+4) = \sqrt{iii} = ijk = f(x) = 5674759 = c^2 = D }**

So the first thing we do is take each instance of **Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle i}**
and multiply it by the Mystery Constant. This give us a situation where **Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle i}**
is equal to **Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle e34543}**
. Of course, this is impossible, so we preform the following operation:

**Failed to parse (syntax error): {\displaystyle \frac{i^2 (9+4) = \sqrt{iii} = ijk = f(x) = 5674759 = c^2 = D}{\sqrt{\pi^8 × e^x}}}**

Which means that this becomes true...

**Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle 9.3546354...ii + 4.693622033...ii = \sqrt{iii}^\infty = x = 5.6^3 = f \times c^2 = 57 }**

But here we have a conflicting function, because **Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle \sqrt{iii}^\infty}**
automatically prevents a well defined value like 57 to exist. So the onyl way to counter that is too redivide the whole problems by the antinumber constant, such that Buster's Law no longer hold true, meaning such that the concept of additivity is irrelevant, therefore numbers can equal anything, so...

**Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle \frac{9.3546354...ii + 4.693622033...ii = \sqrt{iii}^\infty = x = 5.6^3 = f \times c^2 = 57}{\sum_{k=0}^\infty \frac{(3k)^2+1}{(3k)!} \times n!}}**

and that brings us to this...

**Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle \frac{iiii = iijkjk = 57}{\sum_{56} \times 9} 0}**

and this allows this:

**Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle D = 57}**

It's beautiful really. I don't think there is anything more amazing then that. Now, as we just discussed, **Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle D = 57}**
. This is now official know as the square constant. All squares are indicated by a value of 57. Don't ask why.

Now someone else explain the rest. My hands hurt. Time to tell the world about Buster Gonzales.