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- Whoops(BOOM HEADSHOT)! did you mean Mathematics?
“How sex is related to math: "Add the right mood, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and mulitply."”
If we accept that:
- Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle \text{Testicles} = (\text{Sex} - \text{Wrinkles}) \text{Manliness}''}
We all know that Sex = 69, and that Wrinkles = Age. Testicles being 16 years old makes the equation looks like this:
- Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle \text{Testicles} = (69 - 16) \text{Man} = 53 * \text{Man}''}
Manliness is determined at birth by the sperm and the egg, sooooo:
- Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle \text{Man} = \text{XY}''}
Taking that into account the equation finally resembles this:
- Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle \text{Testicles} = 53 * \text{XY} = 53\text{XY}}
So, in conclusion Testicles is SEXY:
“Sir, are you sure there wasn't any algerithms in that drink?”
“Who the hell are you?”
“Careful Zero, before I subtract your head from your shoulders!”
“Sir, what are you doing under your desk with no clothes on?”
“Mathe!”
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