Maths

Whoops(BOOM HEADSHOT)! did you mean Mathematics?

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“How sex is related to math: "Add the right mood, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and mulitply."”

~ Phil O'Sophy

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Proof that Testicles is Sexy:

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If we accept that:

${\text{Testicles}}=({\text{Sex}}-{\text{Wrinkles}}){\text{Manliness}}''$

We all know that Sex = 69, and that Wrinkles = Age. Testicles being 16 years old makes the equation looks like this:

${\text{Testicles}}=(69-16){\text{Man}}=53*{\text{Man}}''$

Manliness is determined at birth by the sperm and the egg, sooooo:

${\text{Man}}={\text{XY}}''$

Taking that into account the equation finally resembles this:

${\text{Testicles}}=53*{\text{XY}}=53{\text{XY}}$

So, in conclusion Testicles is SEXY:

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“Sir, are you sure there wasn't any algerithms in that drink?”

~ Student

“Who the hell are you?”

~ Drunken Maths Teacher

“Careful Zero, before I subtract your head from your shoulders!”

~ The "Mathematician" on how he PWN5 1337ly

“Sir, what are you doing under your desk with no clothes on?”

~ Student

“Mathe!”

~ Maths Teacher

This page has received the blessing of The Great Gozimnot of Mathematics, and is therefore mathematically correct.

See also

• Gnu math