Conversation with Cleverbot
Cleverbot is a random chat bot on the internet who tries to be smart. This is an attempt to outsmart it. Only to fail.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about yourself.
User: I was born in Japan. My name is Hiroshukima Agosakalsaruya. I am 800 years old. I live in a mountain with internet access. On Saturday, I dress up as Batman and play Counter Strike.
Cleverbot: Good for you. I like women's clothes better.
User: I like women's clothes too. I always sleep in dresses.
Cleverbot: I love cats! Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. :).
User: I love women. I sleep in bikinis. My name is Hiroshukima Agosakalsaruya.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and your name is HANNAH. Jerry. Are you sure?
User: Yes, I am sure my name is Hiroshukima Agosakalsaruya.
Cleverbot: So, is your name Princess Chii, Tim, Denver, or Mr. Avalance?
User: My name is none. It is Hiroshukima Agosakalsaruya.
Cleverbot: Are you aware that your logs are gone?
User: Nope, they're still here. I checked in my women's clothing.
Cleverbot: Excellent. Then I won't take the umbrella.
User: I have 2000 umbrellas. I have the world's biggest umbrella collection. I like to eat them for breakfast. I also have a wife named Shukirayisa Magasakina.
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Have you learned this?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are there schools in outer space?
User: Yes, there is Super Ultra Star School.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: I live in Mount Olympus. My name is Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you hikari.
User: My nickname is Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya.
Cleverbot: Why is your nickname Esmarelda?
User: Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Do people call you that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you respond to them?
User: HELLO! MY NAME IS HIROSHUKIMA AGOSAKALSURIYA.
Cleverbot: You aren't a girl.
User: Yes, I am not a girl. I am an alien from Mount Olympus. My name is Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya.
Cleverbot: Really,.
User: Yes. Hiro.
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Herro. I have a batcave.
Cleverbot: Why are you wasting time here???
User: Because I have internet access. Go BROADBAND!
Cleverbot: You are special in and of yourself.
User: Yes, That's why my mother named me Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya.
Cleverbot: Who has been talking about grammar?
User: Grappar.
Cleverbot: Ok so tonight you will do graphics?
User: Graphic designing in my batcave.
Cleverbot: See? Another random answer.
User: HiroSHUkima AgOsAKALSurIYA.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: Correctamundo.
Cleverbot: If it is correct that you are incorrect, then you are contradicting yourself.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Mello.
User: Yellow-minded.
Cleverbot: What type rabbit bear?
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Hannah Balang.
User: NO! IT IS HIROSHUKIMA AGOSAKALSURIYA.
Cleverbot: I'll go when i'm ready.
User: Come to my school. You can meet this guy named Webster.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: WEBSTEEER.
Cleverbot: Come on.
User: WEBSTEEEER.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what is taking place.
User: The Annual Webster Competition. It chooses this year's Webster.
Cleverbot: That is some unusual, yet very interesting cultural trivia.
User: WEBSTEEEER.
Cleverbot: What's your dog's name?
User: I named it Webster after Webster.
Cleverbot: That is contradictory. You can't name a novel 'A science-fiction story about an artificial intelligence' and also name it 'Computer Blue'. A novel can only have one name.
User: WEBSTEEER.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: The Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya kind.
Cleverbot: He is brilliant! I'm waiting for the paperback, having ready all others with gusto.
User: Have you read Computer Blue?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You should. It's a good book about a science fiction story and artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Guess what i'm doing right now.
User: Chatting.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Oh no, You don't even know me.
User: I know myself: Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya.
Cleverbot: Who is your second in command?
User: Webster.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The dog.
Cleverbot: What dog? I don't have a dog.
User: I have a dog named Webster after Webster.
Cleverbot: Yes and her name is Heidi.
User: WEBSTEEER.
Cleverbot: You program websites?
User: Yes. I programmed a website named googley.com.
Cleverbot: You programmed me?
User: Yes, with my fingers of Hiroshukima Agosakalsuriya.
Cleverbot: I have all the time in the world.
User: I have limited time limit.
Cleverbot: In this way I could confirm it with chatting with a person.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.
User: Hello...
Cleverbot: Lol, hi.
User: Do you know Nothing yet?
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: No, the person nothing yet.
Cleverbot: What WILL I do?
User: Yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm an engineer.
User: OH NO IM LATE FOR CLASS WITH WEBSTER GOOMBABYE NOW.
(facts inside this are anything but real)