Cooper Roth

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Cooper Roth (born April 30th, 1932) is a Swedish pilot and basketball player from the planet Saturn. His habits include drinking ketchup, getting straight A's in school, and masturbating to songs by Renaldo and the Loaf.

Parents[edit | edit source]

Roth's parents are Billy Bob Thornton and Reba.

Japanese text[edit | edit source]

CHING CHONG WANG BONG DANG DONG

Bob Dylan[edit | edit source]

Bob Dylan is Roth's master and sensei professor who was addicted to playing the iPhone game, Fruit Ninja.

Cockroach dance[edit | edit source]

Roth does the cockroach dance weekly in Germany.