Cooper Roth
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Cooper Roth (born April 30th, 1932) is a Swedish pilot and basketball player from the planet Saturn. His habits include drinking ketchup, getting straight A's in school, and masturbating to songs by Renaldo and the Loaf.
Parents[edit | edit source]
Roth's parents are Billy Bob Thornton and Reba.
Japanese text[edit | edit source]
CHING CHONG WANG BONG DANG DONG
Bob Dylan[edit | edit source]
Bob Dylan is Roth's master and sensei professor who was addicted to playing the iPhone game, Fruit Ninja.
Cockroach dance[edit | edit source]
Roth does the cockroach dance weekly in Germany.