Masturbating
“"I would be a liar if I said that without my discovery of masturbation, I would have been motivated enough to discover something like electricity. Though no discovery or invention I ever made could come close to comparing."”
Master bating is an uncommon misconsception found everywhere but not African't. Masturbating often refers to the terms dictated by the dictactorial tic tac's tactics. I like your gown. I like yours. It is also common slang for the world-wide known pimp Master Bates. Masturbating is in no way like what you might think it is - it's a million times better.
Master Baiting[edit | edit source]
In the 18th Century, servants would play games with their Masters, often filling the beer keg with urine before serving and spitting in the hamburgers. This trend, so scientists have claimed, was the start of the Master Baiting craze. It died out during the mid 20th century when stocks of orange fruit juice ran out.
Master Bait and Tackle[edit | edit source]
A Master Bait and Tackle Inc. operated briefly in the early 1920's under the tutelage of a Master R. E. Bates, who was known to price aggressively and promote the enterprise through a series of advertising jingles on the then-fledgling AM radio dial. Master Bates devised a number of slogans, from "imagine the smell of fish" to "we're here to lend a hand", with moderate commercial success.
With the advent of Prohibition in the US at the end of the 1920's, business declined as all hands were needed to deploy boats for rumrunning to supply a growing number of speakeasies. After the 1929 economic collapse, all hands were outstreched, open and empty. The tiny business folded.
The fishery was ultimately destroyed by a collapse in commodity prices and the Dominion of Newfoundland repossessed by the Undead Kingdom.
Master Bates was left empty-handed and ultimately died penniless in a back alley behind Big Dick's Halfway Inn during the depths of the Great Depression.
Master Bear[edit | edit source]
Medieval nickname for a kind of landlord who took everything in his own hand.
