Corrective headgear enthusiast

Typical, run of the mill corrective headgear.

A corrective headgear enthusiast is a person who wears corrective headgear for recreational purposes. Some of these individuals are afflicted with OCD, but most are clinically bat fuck insane. They lolligag and cavort about town, proclaims their innocence with regard to the importation of faux ginger from Greenland.