Culinary Smurf

Smurfs are an important part of many terrible recipes.

History

Smurfs are eaten in many cultures, including Korea, Paraguay, Scotland, Iceland and Wisconsin. They can be eaten raw, huffed, broiled or stir fried. Smurf meat has a texture like squid, and tastes like a mixture of blu-tack and frozen peas.

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