Scotland
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WARNING This article pertains to Scottish things. It is suggested that while reading this article you wear a kilt, drink Irn-Bru, eat Jock pies and sing Aud Lang Syne loudly. Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk. |
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Scootland or "That place where there are like people that are, like, Scottish" as the Imericans say, is a Scotlike place where the Scots roam about and generally present a public nuisance. Contrary to popular belief, Scotland is not real. It's a place you go to in your head when you want to see how you're so much better off than others.
Och aye tha noo, matey![edit | edit source]
The Scots like their sporrans and their kilts. I know this might be considered a stereotype but the King of Scotland announced it isn't. The culture in Scotland is underdeveloped and unsophisticated - all they do is lift logs and drop them in a local swimming pool. The kids scream and run out. Most of them are dead.
Neil[edit | edit source]
Gordon Brown is the typical Scottish hero and mums worship him for his giant sporran.
Holy...
Cheer up Jack, you stupid hack.
Rusia lol