Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow

Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow

Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow

I had a little cat

I shot it with a machine gun.

NOW IT'S DEAD, SO BUY ME A BOW WOW OR YOU WILL BE NEXT.

Cops enter

LSPD OFFICER: "DROP YOUR WEAPON, SCUM!"

D D D D D

AAARGH!

LSPD OFFICER 2: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, CHUMP!"

Noo I'm not!

LSPD OFFICER 2: "SPREAD 'EM"

LSPD OFFICER 3: "CUFF 'IM"

LSD LAWFICER 4: "WOOOOOOOOOH! I THINK I JUST ATE A STARFISH!!11!1!!1!ONE!!11!11"