Police

Not be Confused with the CIA or FBI.

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'Go', do not collect $200

Let's run over batman!

~~The Polite Force randomly go about their business sitting on 14-year-old ducks and shooting anyone that looks like they have used Uncyclopedia.~~

~~The Police can also be seen on late night ITV on Cillit Bang adverts subliminally jacking off.~~

~~The Police like to be annoying and say wee naw weenaw weenaw weenaw weenaw~~

~~The Police like to patrol the streets and arrest people who don't like them for no real reason, especially if they've been drinking or smoking weed.~~ The Police enforce the law very well. Do not question them! And don't do drugs kids!

“Every step you take... every move you make.. I'll be watching you.”
~ A corrupt member of The Police

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