Dear Captain Argh

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Dear Captain Argh,

I am ready to become a pirate and sail the open sea, plundering the treasure of all we encounter, and eating fish until my belly explodes. As I told you in my last letter, I have finished my sea training and got my 5 metres swimming certificate. I would like strawberry frosting on me please. But not my face, that is forbidden

Bob Buckface Buckingham Billiard
Orange Squeezer Extraordinaire