D.I.A.B.L.O.

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WELCOME TO 123 NEWS. D.I.A.B.L.O. stands for Died In A Boob Licking Orgey. It is frequently used by players in EXTREME games. It is invented by a kid called Sir Uranus. It can make you a Homo.

tisarticallsux - What? A Homo? 
DubyaBush - I never said that
tisarticallsux - BUTT ITZ IN TEH ARTIKALL
DubyaBush - I refuse to believe you
tisarticallsux - WUTEVAH
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Ahem Anyways saying D.I.A.B.L.O. will make Communist plushies the coolest people in Earth. Way cooler. Yea...way way way way way cooler than you even if youre at the bottom of the food chain.

MAOZILLA - COMMUNISM TEH SUX...NERF
sumguy1001 - BUT YOU ARE A COMMUNIST (CAP LOCK FOR TEH LOSE)
MAOZILLA - I NEVER SAID I WAS A COMMUNIST
sumguy1001 - Maozilla UR PROFILE
MAOZILLA has logged off
sumguy1001 - PUSSY
END

Alright, we're going to Pero for live coverage on the history and usage of D.I.A.B.L.O.... *thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump* (a woman moans) Oh yeah. WHAT THE FUCK PERO YOU'RE LIVE.

LIVE PERO

HOW IT GOT INVENTED

It was invented by a kid called Sir Uranus. We do not know if he even exist. Frequent usage started in 0 AD by a group of Neolithic people. Archeologists have decided that they made grunting and farting noises and this noise was D.I.A.B.L.O. After more research Einstein and other super nerds have agreed that this was how D.I.A.B.L.O. was started. Furthermore even the kid next door says so.

"Look! An invisible chinese finger trap!" "Really, winthorpe?"

HOW TO USE IT

For you illiterates out there, in order to use D.I.A.B.L.O. press D then . then I then . then A then . then B then . then L then . then O. There! Congratulations you just made your first word. Now press enter and tell everyone they died in a boob licking ogre. They will then say 'What the fuck?'. Then you stab them.

WHO USES THIS WORD

It is used by everyone especially gamers. It had been approved by doctors that saying one D.I.A.B.L.O. a day keeps the smelly doctors away. "Saying D.I.A.B.L.O. make you immortal!!111!" according to a wrapped-up red-eyed Asian test subject who died a second later.

RETURNING TO 123 NEWS

Well that's all the news for today...you have been watching 123 News! OH WOW A GUY GOT RUNNED OVER BY A PIMPMOBILE! PERO YOU'RE LIVE!

(*scream*)
(*more scream*)
(*even more scream*)
HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HES RUNNING PEOPLE OVER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Eh...he he he...we have a technical difficulty

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY

DUN DUN DUNNA NA (undecipherable)
(undecipherable)DUN DUN DUNNA NA
TITICAKES FOR YOU
NA NA NA NA(undecipherable)
(undecipherable)DOO DOO DA DOO
WE TAKE YOU TO HELL
BOO BA BOO DA(undecipherable)
(undecipherable)LA LA LOO LA

QESTTIONZ

anynomous1 - YOU MISPLELLED QUESTIONS MORNO
QESTTIONZ - WTF IS MORNO
anynomous1 - YO MOMMA
anynomous101101 - Umm...what's DIABLO stand for again?
QESTTIONZ - READ THE FUCKING MANUAL
anynomous101101 - Eh...where do I get that?
anynomous101101 has been banned
anynomous1 - ell oh ell muthafuckas
anynomous1 has been kicked
QESTTIONZ - ANY MORE QESTTIONZ
wiiwii - How the hell can you die in a boob licking ogre?
QESTTIONZ - CUZ THEY PUT YOU IN THEIR BOOBS AND LICK YOU TO DEATH
wiiwii - Eww...
anynomous1 has logged on
anynomous1 has been kicked
anynomous1 has logged on
anynomous1 has been banned
wiiwii - I r leaving
wiiwii has logged off
QESTTIONZ has logged off
Server shutting down in
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Shutting down...

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