Dictator

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Yeah... dictators. They're the guys who do stuff. The stuff that the other guys don't like, right? Yes? Okay, good. I'm 35 for 13,562,235. BRING IT ON, WORLD!

Dictators are... things that evolved from... potatoes? I don't know. I just got here -31 decades ago. I think they originate from some place and possibly some guy, I think he was a drunk or something, and he said a proclamation saying, "I'm the leader and stuff." Or something along the lines of that.

And then there were these guys:[edit]

I think they were like, French, or Germanian, or something, and they were all like, "No way man, I'm not putting up with this crap anymore, dude." and so then they... created a storm or something in one place called the ba-stile...am I pronouncing it right? No? Maybe? Sometimes? Eh, whatever...

Wait, what was I talking about again?[edit]

Ugh, what was I talking about, some kinda' tater? Maybe I was talking about potatoes, which is making me hungry. I'm going to go get something to eat. I'll be back around quarter to orange. Stay right there. Don't move a single atom. Or pixel. Or any other kind of unit of mesaurement, okay!? Do you agree to those terms and conditions!? NO? GOOD.


Hmmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm, gonna get me some peaches...


Or wait, was it potatoes?


$&#*@!