Digging for elegant frozen pork chops

I will find those elegant frozen pork chops... with a banana! Kill it with... water.

...Crap, a link. I don't link to other people's articles. And you can't click a link when you read my articles.

So yes, and no at the same time. Both would be correct. Except when the answer is no, in which case yes would always be correct. No, the answer is not yes, it is not no because it is yes and no.