Time

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Time is the Death and the Healing.

Time is madness. Tasty, tasty madness.

Time will be an abstract concept defined by the pointer at 0x3E490100 in the Global Artificial Intelligence Network. However, Coca-Cola holds that time is determined by the brand of hydrogen monoxide used in cola production. On þæt Types of Tyme argued that time was the rolling clouds in storms, by the time Hippolyticus had conjectured that time had been the shape of Phoenician letters. Therefore, time may exist, or may not exist when Apple stock prices fall and Elon Musk goes to pluto.

Observant people, known as palentologists, extend the concept of time to dinosaurs, trilobites, and archaea, despite they have never seen the creatures in question. Ambitious people, known as physicists, extrapolate the cone of time to the apex of the universe, telling a story that sounds like a quarky movie. Clever people, the mathematicians and philosophers, have provided an even better description of time, given below.

A mathematical description of time[edit | edit source]

Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn. Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn. *! *!*!*! Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn. Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn.

A philosophical description of time[edit | edit source]

  • First: A Bird went too high so engines stalled due to powerful winds, and it ended with massive plaincrash. But after time, there was a temporal healing potion, and with some quests completed with enough XP, Bird reached a new level.

AND THE BIRD WAS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

  • Second: A Wolf was a brave and powerful warrior of the silver mountain, and that was good for him. But then again, after time, Wolf failed to complete the quest which would be important, got sick, and DIED!!!

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Time is the Death and the Healing. And time does not care.

Everything
Primary measures TimeSpaceGodExistenceExist"A"nceGravityElectricity
Worlds The UniverseWorld of WarcraftHello worldAnti-Earth
Beliefs ChristianityPaganismBuddhismChristianityRandomismCausationScientologyAtheism