Dinner Table With Pillows
"These chairs are uncomfortable"
"The pillows have slowly become flat over the years, it's about time I bought some new ones."
"They've got a discount."
"Oh I don't know, it just felt like an appropriate thing to say."
After several minutes of silence
"What a lovely dinner table this is, let's sit here until a time in the future" Theres alwaysroom for your creepers bring them in!
Later That Night
"The dog's dripping all over the placemat"
"Yeah, we should probably have a bucket"
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