Dinner Table With Pillows

"These chairs are uncomfortable."

"The pillows have slowly become flat over the years, it's about time I bought some new ones."

"They've got a discount."

"Where?"

"Oh I don't know, it just felt like an appropriate thing to say."

After several minutes of silence

"What a lovely dinner table this is, let's sit here until a time in the future" There's always room for your creepers, bring them in!

Later That Night

"The dog's dripping all over the placemat"

"Yeah, we should probably have a bucket"

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