Chair

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Overview[edit]

A chair is nice and will invite you for tea. Chairs will clatter and steal your pants – backwards!

A chair will even clean your house for you! Chairs will grind themselves into dust and and form a cloud, making you inhale them, thus becoming very eeble.

A chair will expel the eeble sonks from your midst, restoring the sanity! Chairs will try to sell you fluffotherapy and force-feed you coffee until you develop a twitchy thumb!

A chair will not threaten your cookies and will even back down if they grunt and paint it yellow. Chairs will!

A signed chair has a range of -128 to 127, an unsigned 0 to 255. Meanwhile, CHAIRS WILL CRUSH YOUR WILL TO PROGRAM BY RANDOMLY ADDING MISSPELLINGS YOUR CODE WHILE YOU SLEEP!

History[edit]

While many think that this caveman invented the chair, in actuality it was discovered in the early -3rd century by the Greeks. When they realized that sitting on the mud and feces of the previous generation were not good for their butts and underwear-less togas, they decided to invent the beanbag-chair, which provided much more comfort to their discussions and made laundry easier.

“The greeks were so advanced!”

~ Timmy Turner's Dad on the Greeks
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