Dirty
Hey everyone, or at least everyone who will listen, I say DIRTY'S HERE! Dirtaayyy!!! Yup, that's right, everything is fine and well 'cuz DIRTY'S HERE! You best believe it Testostereich, mah boiii, Dirty is here!
Dirty?[edit | edit source]
Dirtaayyy!!! You know he's pretty much the coolest guy ever, nuff said. But in that same way it ain't enough to just say that, you know he's a pimp, a playa, a poet, a prefect, a puppet, a pirate, my lord and master and yours, that's right, he pwns you all. The man's enlarged my mind with a crowbar, he's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. That's right, that's how much Dirty is cooler than you, that didn't happen once though. One time Downtown about 4:00 in 04, Dirty was walking down the sidewalk, chillin' when a Hare Krishna appeared, walkin' the other way. As the Dirty and the weirdo crossed paths, Dirty flashed a heads up at him. The Hare Krishna just kept on walkin'.
I don't know whether or not he meant to piss Dirty off, but he did. The next morning Dirty showed up at the Krishna Temple and demanded of the head Krishna guy give Dirty his muthuhfuckin' head as a "sorry". The head Krishna at first tried to talk it out to Dirty, only to find Dirty didn't want to talk. So Dirty took out a glock and killed all sixty of the monks inside. And so began the legend of Dirty and his glock. Eh, Dirty's straight though, he ain't gonna do that unless he's really hammered, which he always is, but you shouldn't worry too much.
Why do they call him Dirty?[edit | edit source]
It's because he's black, isn't it? That's real racist you know
Who's racist?? I kill them!
WTF?! No, Dirty's white, you idiot!
Oh...
You wanna know why they call Dirty Dirty? I'll tell you! Every morning when Dirty wakes up, he just goes outside, flops down in a mud hole, and rolls around until he is fully coated. Then, when it hardens (if you catch my drift), it forms a protective layer of crust which shields him from potentially harmful slime molds and lichens!
...DIRTAYYY!!!
Dirty's here!!![edit | edit source]
Hey Freddie I got good news and bad news. Bad news is it's been a week and you still haven't read that story I wrote, but the good news is that DIRTY'S HERE! Who's Dirty? You'd find out next period if you had the same next period as I did!
DIRTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY! Dirty, you're here!Dirty's here! DirtyDirty's heeeeerrrrreeeeee with meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
ok class 2day we'll be reviewing the final days of the war and the dday invasio-
Every day is D-Day when Dirty's here!
Introduction time![edit | edit source]
Allow me to make an announcement one and all: Today is the day that Dirty is here!
Guess what stoners and other assorted morons, Dirty's here!
Guess what chess club, Dirty's here!
Guess what goths, Dirty's here!
Guess what bubbly type girls and sensitive boy, Dirty's here!
Guess what gay students, Dirty's here!
Guess what black girls, Dirty's here!
Guess what rednecks, Dirty's here!
Yeah Stanley we know, you said that all throughout 2nd period!!!
Guess what whole other side of the cafeteria, DIRTY'S HERE!!!!!
I got detention that day, but who cares because DIRTY'S HERE![edit | edit source]
Oh man, was that a great day that Dirty was there! I don't care that I have to stay after school, scaring the crap out of and then angering my father. Now all my teachers look at me odd, but me and Dirty are still best buds. I hope Dirty will be there tomorrow but I won't get my hopes up, though I do htink I'll tell everyone that Dirty's there anyhow just in case, let's look through the ol' student directory and... DIRTY'S HERE!!!!!
Guess who else is in the house![edit | edit source]
Stinky![edit | edit source]
Hey everyone, or at least everyone who will listen, I say STINKY'S HERE! Stinkaayyy!!! Yup, that's right, everything is fine and well 'cuz STINKY'S HERE! You best believe it Hindleyite, mah boiii, Stinky is here!
Fatty![edit | edit source]
Hey everyone, or at least everyone who will listen, I say FATTY'S HERE! Fattaayyy!!! Yup, that's right, everything is fine and well 'cuz FATTY'S HERE! You best believe it Ragglefraggleking, mah boiii, Fatty is here!
Sneezy![edit | edit source]
Hey everyone, or at least everyone who will listen, I say SNEEZY'S HERE! Sneezaayyy!!! Yup, that's right, everything is fine and well 'cuz SNEEZY'S HERE! You best believe it THE, mah boiii, Sneezy is here!
Randy![edit | edit source]
Hey everyone, or at least everyone who will listen, I say RANDY'S HERE! Randaayyy!!! Yup, that's right, everything is fine and well 'cuz RANDY'S HERE! You best believe it Silent Penguin, mah boiii, Randy is here!
Schnappi![edit | edit source]
Hey everyone, or at least everyone who will listen, I say SCHNAPPI'S HERE! Schnappaayyy!!! Yup, that's right, everything is fine and well 'cuz SCHNAPPI'S HERE! You best believe it Pwngoose, mah boiii, Schnappi is here!