Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred
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The die in the Islamic version of Monopoly®
Do not pass 'Go', do not collect two hundred, is an abstract fundimentalist mental bizarre load of adolescent Horse droppings divided by certain cross multiplied Yoghurts until Insufflation.
Essentially, it is the chance card's redemption: Seeing as how thanks to you it has been placed face down amongst countless others of its species, pressed against the cold hard surface of the monopoly board. The chance card firmly believed it was it's time to shine when it decided it would send you to jail without passing go and/or collecting two hundred.
Evil bastard really.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WUT?