“DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD ALLAH HU AKBAR”
“In Soviet Russistan, Muhammad draws picture of YOU!!!”
Islam is a religion. There's not much more we can put on this page without getting into trouble.
Followers of Islam, known as Musklimbs, like a guy called Mohammed. He's a 'profit' or something. They are also rather fond of this place called Mecca. Must be big fans of bingo then. Muslims like Mecca so much that they kneel on mats every day and point towards it, as a hint to non-believers that they want to go on holiday there this summer.
Is lamb what?
Tasty? You bet. Pork is too! ...oh.
I slam? You bet I slam. I slam all the time.
- Err... you probably have to be British to get this joke. Sorry 'bout that.
There... I think we've got through this article without stirring up too much hoo-ha.
Shame the jokes have totally bombed
|BALEEFS OF THE WURLD|
|What is teh god?||Deism • Pantheism • Theism|
|How Menny?||Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1|
|Religgens||Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Thingyism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm|
|Pillowproxies||Confusionism • Taoism|
|Pollygicians||Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal|
|Evilootian?||Creationism • Unintelligent Design|