Islam

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A game they play when things get boring at the Kaaba. Another one rolled will get the poor hamhocks eater out of jail.

“DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD ALLAH HU AKBAR”

~ Muslim SUICIDE BOMBERS

In Soviet Russistan, Muhammad draws picture of YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal

Islam is a religion. There's not much more we can put on this page without getting into trouble.

Followers of Islam, known as Musklimbs, like a guy called Mohammed. He's a 'profit' or something. They are also rather fond of this place called Mecca. Must be big fans of bingo then.[1] Muslims like Mecca so much that they kneel on mats every day and point towards it, as a hint to non-believers that they want to go on holiday there this summer.

Is lamb?[edit]

Is lamb what?


Tasty? You bet. Pork is too! ...oh.

I slam.[edit]

I slam? You bet I slam. I slam all the time.

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Footnotes[edit]

  1. Err... you probably have to be British to get this joke. Sorry 'bout that.

There... I think we've got through this article without stirring up too much hoo-ha. Shame the jokes have totally bombed

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