Doctor! Doctor!
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A man, breathing heavily, runs into a building.
"Doctor! Doctor!"
He trips over a television, which is actually a dog. The doctor comes in.
"What is wrong?"
"I think I'm a chicken!" says the man.
So the doctor grabs some toothpaste, smears it all over his television, and screams as loud as he can. Then he falls dead.
"Now I think I'm a coffee table!" says the man.
He sprouts rocket boosters and flies straight through the roof.
The television (which is actually a dog), jumps on its head and does the chicken dance.
Then everything explodes.
Even the television.
Which is actually a dog.
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How weird is that?