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“KFC”
“Bock. Bock. Borgee?”
Oh, man... Chicken? Ha ha. Chicken?
Yeah. Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken, strangely. Hens, on the other hand, taste more of srgakimbo.
Some chickens are cursed to have two beaks. This is called Diprosopus. Search it on the serious-as-hell Wikipedia to be traumatised!
ALERT[edit | edit source]
the liberals are coming for your chicken! quagmire is also coming for your cock as well! make sure your doors are locked.
- He's a total chicken who's terror-stricken.
- Actually, he's not — he's literally a potato.
What do you like? Leg or breast? If you chose the latter then you are a Virgo. True.
No, really...[edit | edit source]
Chicken??? Or Chican?
Neither: the correct pronunciation is 'Chicane' or, on rare occasions, 'Sheer corn'.
How can I get a Moben designer?[edit | edit source]
CLUCK YOU!!
TURKEY[edit | edit source]
TURKEY GOOD CHICKEN BAD CHICKEN IS IMPOSTER MURDER CHICKEN AAAAAAAA
"Turkey lurkey." Chuck Norris on Turkey.