DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!

DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?! is a story originating from a strange Indian man who, apparently, gets on every public transport vehicle in the world and asks, "DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!" to which the answer is invariably, "NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!" Perhaps one day he will find his bus to Orpington, but until then he will always be stuck in Hextable Village, Azerbaijan, Everywhereland.

“DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!”

~ on Some sad dude forcing a meme upon innocent civilians

“NO! FOR FNURDLE'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!”

~ Captain Obvious on standing up for the innocent civilians

“SRSLI Do0D, FUCK OFF.”

~ on /b/us driver

“What do you mean this bus goes to Orpington. That's impossible!!!”

~ It only took five years, six months and three days.

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See also

• DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!/lolspeak
• DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPVINGZON?!
• DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?! The Game
• Blunderbuss