Don't be stupid, be a smartie

Don't be stupid, be a smartie,
Don't join the Progressive Party.
There's no reason to do that,
Palaeologus-montferrat!

Don't be stupid, be a smartie,
Do not name your daughter Martin!
Martin is a name for males,
Like the outlaw Jimbo Wales.

Don't be stupid, be a smartie,
Why are you behaving tardy?
Poopy stinky is not funny,
Go eat polonium-210.