Drunk

'See, I hold my fingers out and touch my... nose. Oh shit.'

This article rhymes with the word fnunk, and does not refer in any way to inebriation.

"Drunk" is a famous musical made by that woman from the sound of music after taking one too many hallucinogenics, declaring herself a country and beating her husband with a canoe paddle.

The most famous song was the title song, "drunk".

Drunk

I drunk an octopus

He was round

It made me SQUEAL!

It didn't smell of wee

In fact it pleasèd me!

So as conclusion I am drunk

Doo doo doo doo

Daba daba doo ba dee

I shall now whistle inaudibly

(blows on a dog whistle)

Lalala

Weewee wee

I am not

An alcopop,

Although I am

An alcoholic!

A baboon stinks

But not my octopus

So as conclusion I am drunk

So if you're ever feeling sad

You'll like to know that evil's feeling glad

And furbys selling millions by the day

And children die in millions of ways

I sexed a lynx

But not my octopus

So as conclusion.... woaaahhhhhhh....

Fnunk!

Buur!

Die die die die die fuckers die!! Ahahahaha!!!!!

DAAAA..A>A..A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.!.!

Oh is that a shop till?

Oh wait it's a policeman

Would you like to have sex with me officer?

(gunshot noises)

Ok, why did you shoot me?

Oh.