Mop

Stanley, with the most famous mop of all. MyMop.

Mops are incredibly hallucinogenic. Take just, like, one in your ass and you're higher than the earth's crust's evil, opposite twin brother.

Mops are like cats, you can hit them and hit them, but they will never burst suddenly. Mops are also used as hats in Disneyland Land, Arabialand Islandland, something that depresses them greatly, making them mope around. Whenever they try to argue their rights, though, someone soon manages to mop the floor with the mops.

See also

• Ceiling mop
• Mop bucket
• Mop Bomb