|This is essential to become one with Duncanism|
- 1 To become a Duncanist take this initiation quiz:
- 2 Your rating
To become a Duncanist take this initiation quiz:
1. How much are you worth?
- A) Mucho Mucha-cha's
- B) Like |_______________| much!
- C) The average dollop of gruel
- D) I'm about as useful as a chickenflavoured lollipop
2. What car do you have?
- A) Like the bestest, most exclusive car in the world/armoured tank!
- B) A Astin BMW Version C3P0
- C) A family
- D) I ride a rabid dog to work when I can afford it
3. Are you strongly religious/Atheist?
- A) God? Doesn't he sell Dog food at the supermarket?
- B) Meh
- C) I believe
E.T.something is out there.
- D) I'm Jesus
4. Are you easily
- A) Which way am I swaying again?
- B) I trust you: you're wearing a shirt with a hilarious slogan involving cheese, nuclear warheads and sexual innuendo
- C) Why does it have "brainwashed" crossed out, this sounds fishy... (Not Fishy Moose ick for that matter)
- D) My brain has never been washed!!! It's reek kills flies
5. How Gullible are you?
- A) Isn't that spelled H.I.P.P.O.P.O.T.A.M.U.S?
- B) No! Not another one of them complex, confusing mind tricks
- C) Not very
- D) This is a trap!
For every A you put down: 500 points
For every B you put down: 300 points
For every C you put down: 100 points
For every D you put down:
Get out 0 points
Welcome to Duncanism, now please sign over the deed to your house and we're good to go.
*1500 - 1000 points
You need to take more mind-altering drugs andd become more sheep-like before you can join.
*1000 - 500 points
You have a lot of work to do, get stoned and watch our 16 hour film: "Why Duncanism is For You!" immediately.
* Less than 500 points
The hounds have been released.
* Anything below zero
You appear to have been decimated by the possible police.