Dvorak

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Avoiding original reaserch
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This is when lol tried to use the Dvorak keyboard.
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Oh wait, wikilinks is BROKEN. uh-oh.
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that text is ALSO broken.
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and this.
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and this...
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...GAH, QUIT GETTING BROKE!
...so, i learned how to type in dvorak.
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this is hard. typing is slow as snail.
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anyway, it's good!
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no let's go back to QWERTY.
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