Earn a penny a day!

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“So here's a penny for your thoughts, a nickel for a kiss, a dime if you tell me that you love me, girl”

~ Tavares

“It only takes a minute girl, to fall in love. To fall in love”

~ Tavares

“Where's all the white women at?”

~ Sheriff "Black" Bart

There is a very easy way to earn some extra money, and I am seriously not joking. Because I'm such a generous guy, I will disclose this not-so-secret method right now.

You will kick yourself when you hear it[edit | edit source]

You, too could earn at least a penny a day by walking the streets with a dustbin lid attached to a metal detector. I once earned four pence in a single week using this very simple method, and I can tell you it was certainly worth the strange looks I got from passers by. And the sweaty pants.

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I think I need to get a job. Will you give me a job?

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