Eat Cheese

“Mangez du fromage”

~ André Breton

“Eat cheese”

~ Cheese speakers

Eat Cheese is the stock phrase of many cheese speakers. Cheese speakers live in Manchester where they practice their faith of Madeupinschoolonedayism. Cheese speakers can be dangerous when irritated, so don't interrupt them or tell them to do something unless it is absolutely necessary.

How to identify a Cheese Speaker

Cheese speakers can often be heard saying Eat Cheese at great length. The most common form of Eat Cheese is starting with a low pitch and ending the Eat part with a rather high pitch, whilst the Cheese part starts with the same high pitch but tapers down to a medium pitch. They react unpredictably when Gorgonzola is mentioned.

Favourite cheese

Most cheese eaters prefer brie and double brie or camembert, however some of the more unstable ones prefer the more mouldy cheeses.

See also

• Cheesy chocolate bars