Manchester
“On the sixth day, God created Manchester.”
“I actually know where that quote is from. I saw it on a sign in Aff... -gets killed-”
“Both of you are wrong. That sign is on the A580, which I saw in 2011. But Australia is way better, so we moved back there.”
Manchester, as the name suggests is a Man's version of Chester. This means it i'nt cheesy, it i'nt soft and it definitely i'nt Welsh. Boyo.
Manchester has the lowest life expectancy in the UK, so stop going there and killing everyone, please. I'm talking about YOU, Harold Shipman. Yes, you with the beard. Shut up and finish your celestial porridge.
Places of interest[edit | edit source]
As one might heckspeck, there's looooads of places to while away the time. After peeing in a milk bottle and jumping onto moving lorries you can visit some local landmarks.
And that's it. Wahey! We can all go home now and get some chips on the way back.