Eeble Sqounk and the Cow
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One day there was a man. His name was Joe, and he ate bananas. Increasingly he became dead as he aged. Then he went to Heck. He say, "Fonk! The man of the ape and the trees is having coitus with a proxy server! Don't!" So then he died. The next day there was another man. His name was Eeble Sqounk. He took this wisdom, and inserted the bomb into his mind. The code was broken. But there was only one problem. There was no God. He cheefed all of his moneyz. Then there was a cow. Fine specimen, see. There was no doubt it was a cow. He inhaled it and he choked on his rear. The tree grew in his stomach, and there was light. The End.