HAARP

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HAARP is both a state of mind and the leak in your dishwasher feed. When the signal peaks, aurorae plunge from heavenward, a vengeful stew of incomplete sentences on baited breadth. Likewise, all manner of antennae repulse and ever onward enchant the feeble notions, those that go unchallenged by narcolepsy. Perhaps there is yet hope for the old elf.

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