Ewe

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Ewe is the cheaper, more cost-effective version of you. It was created in some secret power lab where they also created Power Cheese, TI-84 calculators, and sheep.

Fuel[edit | edit source]

To power your ewe, you, or rather ewe need an endless supply of fuel. This fuel is ideally made of ňīėćïġ, ħèã., īęÇďăķ, and other foreign ingredients. That said, if you power it up with regular fuel, from BP or Caltex or the rest of those ramune-merchant idiot-basket supply service stores, it will explode in a shower of robotic pieces.

What one can use a ewe for[edit | edit source]

Ewes are easy to use. Like I always say, Say 'Ewes' and it's used.

See also[edit | edit source]

Spirit Airlines