Sheep

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Look at the nice woolly jumpers.

“People say that I'm easily led, I resent that. What's this "slaughter house" we're going to anyway?”

~ A Sheep

“Bahh!”

~ A Sheep on sheep

“Bahh?”

~ Another Sheep questioning that assumption

“Bah humbug!”

~ Scrooge. His strong sheep dialect clearly confirms his partly-sheep parentage

“I absolutely hate stereotypes! What kind of hatemongering racist thinks all Welsh people do the dirty with their livestock?? If it wasn't for the fact that I'm married to a sheep I'd crack a few skulls over this prejudice!”

~ A Welshman, setting his people back a few thousand years


Now the real definition[edit]

The sheep is fluff.