Excuse me, is that a pencil in your afro?

"Woah, woah, woah," he said, "Is that a pencil in your afro."

The man with the afro shrugged, "I don't know what gets in there these days. Sometimes guns, knives, Taiwanese hookers, you know the drill."

The other man (now known as Derek) did know the drill. In the days he had a Jewfro he got many things stuck in there.

He was persistent though, "No, but I'm sure of it. Wait... I think that's my pencil in there! How did it get in there."

The man with the afro again shrugged, "Aw, hell... I ain't got no idea, man... Shit."

Derek was angry, "That's kinda a family heirloom," (complete bullshit), "From my dead grandpa so... GIVE IT THE FUCK BACKK!!!!"

Then his afro exploded.

"Oops," the man with the afro said.

Then they both went to Steak and Shake.