Expensive

This article is not cheap. You can help Illogicopedia by driving a bus into the local pool.

“I have a lot of money.”

~ A rich person

Some things are expensive. Like critical thinking for which you have to pay the piper in the afterlife and listen to the bagpipes for a whole day. A task no one has ever done for it is so notorious for ruining the ears of God. God broke down crying while listening. These cat screechs are banned than Heaven!

This article is burly men unfolding umbrellas.   Maybe you should help it on its way.