External lynx

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An external lynx. Its external is a lynx, and the lynx is external.

“Aren't all lynx outdoors?”

~ Stupid idiot

An external lynx is a lynx that is on the outside. It's not quite an external leopard, but still a pretty large cat.

It is not to be confused with an Eternal Lynx, a large cat that listens to Louise Redknapp records, or even that spray-on deodorant known in Europe as Axe. It is also not to be confused with external links, golf courses that are outside (so basically any golf course). It is also not to be confused with external Links, the hero of the Legend of Zelda video game series while outdoors.

External lynx are an endangered species while internal lynx are basically extinct.

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