EYES
EYEs (Effervescent Yak/Elephants) are living creatures that live in your head and move around. They wiggle back and forth and communicate by purring. But! Can you see the eye of syringe? It’s not a artwork a fetishist made on DeviantArt, it’s not a 1000 Ways To Die segment, and it’s not a carrot.
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EYEs live in holes in your head, and you can see them. If you have a mirror.
EYES live in the past, present, future.
You can e-mail them to other people in .jpg files for only 4 dollars shipping plus handling.
They'll always be in your eye sockets, even if you give up on them or even if they give up on you.
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