Je suis un grand et gros yack
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- This article, contrary to the titre, is not French, nor is it Franglais: it is in fact Englench.
An email to the Illogicopedia inbox:
- Dear Illogicopedians,
- I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I.... am a big, fat yak.
- I am rather disappointed at your prejudice against big fat yaks and your proliferation of the profiteering of the profiterole of the common stereotype that yaks are, in fact, fat.
- This is not true: we are simply big boned.
- Furthermore, Mooooooooooooooo!
- Thank you for your time.
- Gerry, Big Fat Yak esq.
Response[edit | edit source]
- Dear Gerry,
- We apologise for this mistake. Unfortunately all the users' fingers have been burned off in a fire that has, most strangely, ravaged only the houses of Illogicopedia users, rendering us unable to rectify this.
- You can change the entry yourself if it displeases you.
- .... oh yeah, I forgot - you have no fingers to type, only hooves, so merrr.
- PS. Moooooooo.