The (FARTYOWLS) timestamp has replaced (UTC) as being the national standard in time-stamping. This requires your Daily Parsnip to run. The term (FARTYOWLS) was coined by The Banana Splits when they wished to know how long it would take them to swim through Faulty Towers and back again. This is the last time the Banana Buddies would ever be able to run at full capacity because the elephant one was arrested for Shota. He and his bacon crispy-cream sandwiches will be missed.