Fifth Third Bank
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Fifth Third Bank, otherwise known as 3/5/3/2557 Bank, is a financial institution that doesn't want you to be able to access your own money. So much so, that their entire business model is based upon it. In order to deposit money there, you need to take the nearest fnurdle and teleport to an alternate dimension to put your money in a spoon filled to the brim with elbow grease.