Fig

A fig is a most illogical fruit that causes laughter, fishing, watch destroying and altogether merriment. Figs were created by God of Illogia, who chose that he would not rest till humans had a source of amusement. He could have invented Monopoly, but we had to wait till the 1930s for that... Instead, he made... you guessed it... leopard clocks! No, figs because this is an article about figs. 7.8/10