Fire and Fury

Have you ever wondered about what Donald Trump is planning to use on the North Korean state? Do you wonder where exactly Trump keeps his nuclear button? Do you feel a constant state of worry over the effects of the Cuba plan?

Then you need to take brand new Fire and Fury!

One tablet a day can ease your worries with brand new infiltrating, mind-expanding technology! This tablet will grant you the ability to see into the corridors of the White House, so you can find out everything that's going on in the Trump administration.

This tablet was previously sold as a book, but it wasn't so effective as we thought it was, so we decided to go one step further.

The secret: All Fire and Fury tablets contain brief mind-expanding drugs, which using our system of undetectable mini-drones, will allow you to experience the White House first-hand. However, the effect will wear off after about 30 minutes.

WARNING: Not tested with government cooperation. Walls may be constructed. Not approved by the Food and Drug Administration. Side-effects may include nausea, worry, headaches, or in rare cases, the 'nuclear button' being pressed. We do not hold responsibility for waking up, and finding out that there is no more Kazakhstan.