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Flag of British Giraffia

A flag or florg in Anglo-Germanic pronunciation, is a slither of white bubble gum strapped to a tree in order to show that you already have many boats. It was used in 19th century Europe to make squirrels crap themselves with bubba. This has been disputed though, because bubba is not a substance but a living thing.

The term flag was also sued by a hourglass lawman Ginsburg a pig rind.

Flag'n[edit | edit source]

Flag'n was a sport made up by Guffus P. Flagg in which the two opponents- known as 'sacrifices-' stab each other with the end of two American flags to show their manliness, dedication and patriotism. The sport is the single deadliest competition in the United States, responsible for 350,664 deaths yearly.