“Ham, sausages, pork and ribs from the same animal? Yeah right, a magical animal.”
Pigs did fly for one day.
Food It Makes[edit | edit source]
“Wow, it's the gift that keeps on giving!”
“Meh, it tastes like carp”
Other Uses[edit | edit source]
Its skin can be used to make footballs. But most people don't like this, even though it makes a good use of the animal's carcass after it has been slaughtered. They are used as football team, such as sheffield wednesday.
Food can be cooked in its fat, called lard. It's very tasty but oh so fattening. Back in the old days, soap and candles used to be made from lard. I don't know what they were thinking.
Famous Pigs[edit | edit source]
Some pigs can talk and usually they are very famous for this. Among these pigs are Babe, Gordi, and Wilbur. It's no coincidence that they are thin, adorable, and kind-hearted (as opposed to normal pigs which are fat, smelly, and greedy). That's correct, social pressures have led to a new wave of pop pigs that are bulimic and weigh less than dogs. As a result, a dog is likely to kill a pig.
Pig Iron[edit | edit source]
Pig iron, so called because it is manufactured by pigs, is a type of metal. The refining process is usually undertaken by pigs because they are cheaper to employ and work far longer hours than any human would tolerate.