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[17:41]	<Olipro>	http://xchat-win32.berlios.de
[17:41]	<Flameviper>	olipro, when the fuck did you get here
[17:41]	<DGNRAtor>	that's great. now to get it through the gate here at this madprocessorplace
[17:41]	<Flameviper>	you're like a god damn ninja
[17:41]	<Olipro>	oh god
[17:41]	<Olipro>	SilentPenguin: explain yourself
[17:42]	<SilentPenguin>	wha?
[17:42]	<Flameviper>	IT'S A FLAMEVIPAAAAAAAAH
[17:42]	<Flameviper>	AND IT'S MADE...
[17:42]	<Flameviper>	OF...
[17:42]	<SilentPenguin>	suddup flameviper
[17:42]	>SilentPenguin<	BEEF
[17:43]	<SilentPenguin>	NO, flameviper, you da Beef!
[17:43]	<Flameviper>	And the handle's made of beeeeeef jerkyyyyyy
[17:43]	>Olipro<	penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
[17:43]	<SilentPenguin>	Olipro, explain myself how?
[17:43]	<Flameviper>	penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
[17:43]	<Olipro>	SilentPenguin: that
[17:43]	<Olipro>	THAT
[17:43]	<Olipro>	THAT FUCKING... CHILD
[17:44]	<Testostertickles>	yesa
[17:44]	<Olipro>	<Flameviper> penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
[17:44]	<Olipro>	I got THAT in a PM
[17:44]	<Testostertickles>	grow up
[17:44]	<Olipro>	a few seconds ago
[17:44]	<SilentPenguin>	:(
[17:44]	<Testostertickles>	=)
[17:44]	<Flameviper>	<Olipro> I like to wear women's underwear!
[17:44]	<Flameviper>	I got THAT in a PM also
[17:44]	<Olipro>	I didn't send him that
[17:44]	<Olipro>	but I do
[17:44]	<Flameviper>	I didn't send you that either
[17:44]	<Olipro>	besides
[17:44]	<Flameviper>	Olipro: Are you right now?
[17:45]	* Flameviper	had to ask
[17:45]	<Olipro>	it's only because you told me you were wearing a thong
[17:45]	<SilentPenguin>	O_O
[17:45]	<Flameviper>	I wear sandals on occasion
[17:45]	<Olipro>	on your penis?
[17:45]	<SilentPenguin>	you dont wanna fight olipro in a battle of wits
[17:45]	<Olipro>	freak.
[17:45]	<Flameviper>	I told him that when he told me he couldn't get inside his mom's thong
[17:45]	<Flameviper>	OOOOOOWNAGE
[17:45]	<Olipro>	...
[17:46]	<Olipro>	I probably couldn't
[17:46]	<Olipro>	unlike your mum's thong
[17:46]	<Flameviper>	why, she's too fat?
[17:46]	<Olipro>	you could get a fuciing elephant in those
[17:46]	<Olipro>	*fucking
[17:46]	<SilentPenguin>	oooo, burn
[17:46]	<Flameviper>	<Olipro> I like guro, vore, naga, watersports, bondage, and cross-dressing
[17:47]	<Flameviper>	yes I know what all those things mean
[17:47]	<Olipro>	I do
[17:47]	<Flameviper>	O_o
[17:47]	<SilentPenguin>	nothing wrong with that
[17:47]	<Olipro>	and Flameviper, it's your turn to be the bitch tonight
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[17:47]	<Flameviper>	Olipro: I'm never the bitch, your sister is
[17:47]	<Flameviper>	remember?
[17:47]	<DGNRAtor>	this for xchat
[17:47]	<SilentPenguin>	DGNRAtor: just go on www.xchat.org
[17:47]	<Olipro>	that's not my sister
[17:47]	<Olipro>	that's your dad with lipstick on
[17:48]	<Olipro>	I don't even have a sister
[17:48]	<Flameviper>	<Olipro> My lifelong dream is to be a gimp
[17:48]	<Olipro>	no
[17:48]	<Testostertickles>	me too
[17:48]	<Flameviper>	Olipro: You don't have a sister to the best of your knowledge
[17:48]	<Olipro>	my lifelong dream is to lead you around dressed as a gimp
[17:48]	<Olipro>	Flameviper: you're not my son... to the best of your knowledge
[17:48]	<Flameviper>	that says a more about you than it does about me
[17:48]	<Olipro>	awww
[17:48]	<Olipro>	like father like son
[17:49]	<Flameviper>	what, we like flaming random people on IRC?
[17:49]	<Olipro>	no
[17:49]	<Flameviper>	what then?
[17:49]	<Olipro>	you can carry this on all night if you like
[17:49]	<Olipro>	I love the banter
[17:49]	<Flameviper>	just like I carried on with your mom last night?
[17:49]	<SilentPenguin>	its true
[17:49]	<Olipro>	SilentPenguin: these Americans aren't very good at it though
[17:49]	<Olipro>	they take it so personally
[17:49]	<SilentPenguin>	olipro, nah, they arnt
[17:49]	<Olipro>	Flameviper: I hope she took her teeth out
[17:49]	<Flameviper>	I like this, haven't had a good flamewar in a while
[17:50]	>Olipro<	Didn't get the last one though
[17:50]	<Testostertickles>	yes
[17:50]	<Testostertickles>	flamwar's what you call it
[17:50]	<Testostertickles>	handbags
[17:51]	<Flameviper>	Pick a side or GTFO
[17:51]	<Flameviper>	I call SP
[17:51]	<Testostertickles>	i call the police
[17:51]	|<--	DGNRAtor has left irc.freenode.net (Remote closed the connection)
[17:51]	<Testostertickles>	and coastguard
[17:51]	<Flameviper>	Testicles: you can join Olipro's side