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“I R L33T N1NJZ0R!!!”
Ninjas. Thousands of 'em.
Habitat[edit | edit source]
Ninjas are hiding... I don't know, but I'm guessing they like hiding behind people, in FACT THERE IS ONE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!! what ninja? I don't see a *SHING* JESUS CRIST!!!!!!!!!!
Things you didn't know about ninjas[edit | edit source]
- Ninjas are amphibians
- Ninjas aren't actually amphibians.
- The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
- Ninjas have 10-foot long arms which they use to tickle people up to 10 feet away.
- The first ever ninja was Jesus. He could do a flip and everything. And killed people at will. Maybe.
- Ninjas support free speech, but hate current laws governing the use of katanas as hair cutting tools.
- . Ninjas like kites. Not sure why, personally I find them a bit laborious.
- Ninjas have yet to discover sympathy.
- Ninjas have smaller central brains governing the use of their larger brains.
- Ninjas hate lists of 11 points or more.
- *is hacked up by angry ninjas*
- Ninja can be translated to Chuck Norris
- Ninja's don't lose the game.