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“I R L33T N1NJZ0R!!!”

~ Oscar 'The Windstorm' Wilde on his status as a l33t ninjzor. GaPhrrzz.
I don't know what ninjas look like. But they probably don't look like this.
Ninja‘s probably look a little more like this. I think. Maybe. Yea. Hi.

Ninjas. Thousands of 'em.

Habitat[edit | edit source]

Ninjas are hiding... I don't know, but I'm guessing they like hiding behind people, in FACT THERE IS ONE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!! what ninja? I don't see a *SHING* JESUS CRIST!!!!!!!!!!

Things you didn't know about ninjas[edit | edit source]

  1. Ninjas are amphibians
  2. Ninjas aren't actually amphibians.
  3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
  4. Ninjas have 10-foot long arms which they use to tickle people up to 10 feet away.
  5. The first ever ninja was Jesus. He could do a flip and everything. And killed people at will. Maybe.
  6. Ninjas support free speech, but hate current laws governing the use of katanas as hair cutting tools.
  7. . Ninjas like kites. Not sure why, personally I find them a bit laborious.
  8. Ninjas have yet to discover sympathy.
  9. Ninjas have smaller central brains governing the use of their larger brains.
  10. Ninjas hate lists of 11 points or more.
  11. *is hacked up by angry ninjas*
  12. Ninja can be translated to Chuck Norris
  13. Ninja's don't lose the game.
Speaks for itself.

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