Florpium

Florp is a sometimes terminal disease where you have excessive levels of flips in your flops. This can cause instability walking on beaches, and lead to fatal collapses into sand pits dug by a three year old. Don't worry though, as long as you drink excessively, you'll be fine. THE off-balancing FX of the alcohol will counter-weight the off-balancing effects of the Florpium, allowing you to walk properly. However you will almost definately gain an unsightly beer gut, and drown in a pool of your own vomit before you reach thirty.