Let me tell you about the beach.
The beach is a sandy place with water and half-naked women and too-naked men.
Where are beaches?
Anywhere where there's water, but not a lot of rocks.
SI! SI! SI!
If you're into that sort of place.
Why are beaches?
Because of sediments and whatnot. Because when there's land and ocean, they have to meet somewhere.
How are beaches?
Pretty good. Been going through a rough time lately, but they're ready to move on with life, so they're happy again.
Are beaches fun?
But why male models?
Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.