Beach

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Sand? Check. Ocean? Check. This is a beach.

Let me tell you about the beach.

The beach is a sandy place with water and half-naked women and too-naked men.

Where are beaches?[edit]

Anywhere where there's water, but not a lot of rocks.

"Like Australia?"[edit]

YEAH!

"Mexico?"[edit]

SI! SI! SI!

"Or Florida?"[edit]

If you're into that sort of place.

Why are beaches?[edit]

Because of sediments and whatnot. Because when there's land and ocean, they have to meet somewhere.

How are beaches?[edit]

Pretty good. Been going through a rough time lately, but they're ready to move on with life, so they're happy again.

Are beaches fun?[edit]

Maybe.

But why male models?[edit]

Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.